Newspaper!
The fearful Koshi Rikuda,hereby allows Excel Saga to be made into alhorror film.
And whoever reads this newspaper will receive a very cute pet.
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
" I love, but I'm not loved."
It's not love at all..
But isn't love....?
"I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it."
"This body may be crushed, I'll give my life awaly."
Just plaunly without hesitation
"I'll con them and jift them, come in from the side "
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!
Run away!
Even if I ship on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
"Man, that was close."
To think that we would be saved by an abominable snowman.
"Sounds pretty far fetched, doesn't it ?"
And on top ofthat, abominable snowman fur sells for a good price.
"We repaid his good with evil, didn't we?"
"Oh well, it was a necessary sacrfice to further our domination ofthe city."
To make sure his death wasn't in vain. we've gotta give our best today!!
"Hail, Master Ilpala-- Hail, Master Ilpala--"
"Master Ilpalazzo is gone, missing!"
Why? When? To where? What happened?
It's dark! It's black!
"What's wrong ,Excel?"
The lights should come back on any minute now, Master lIPalazzo.
Oh?
I see we have been able to pay off the electric bill, Economically.
Yes,lt was paid using the money we got from selling the abominable snowman's fur.
You're an unpredictable joker, Master lIPalazzo.
My heart skipped a beat like a little girl in love.
"It wasn't that funny, Excel."
Are you okay?
"You're so prepared, Ha-chan."
"Unfortunately, our last plan has failed."
I'm so very sorry!
I deeply regret what happened.
About as deep as this?
I'm going again!
"So, why did you fail?"
"Actually, there was some interference."
I't appears that there really is an organization plotting against us.
Well, well. We haven't had intruders here for quite some time.
Intruders?
Wow...!
I didn't know there were wide sewer pipes like this down here.
Not much smell for being a sewer pipe.
"So,what should we do?"
Let's check it out!
Isn't this a job for the waste management department?
Stop complaining!
"Come on, follow the leader!"
When did you become the leader?
"I don't really care, but our duty is to ..."
What's wrong?
Just a rat... probably.
Let's go.
That's right. For now, our duty is to investigate these sewer pipes.
Follow me!
Security room No trespassing allowed.
Ripped away due to emergencies!
Excuse us...!
"Um, is this really the security room?"
The mood in here seem more like a disciplining and for ture room.
Oh! Found a system that kinda might be it !
Power on!
"Oh, these must be the victims."
Aren't they the intruders?
"Oh, you can call them that too."
They're ganna be promoted to victims in a few minutes anyway.
"Okay, coordinates confirmed."
Gurrently the targets are going through A-B.
Let's eliminate.
Get the traps ready!
Yes..um...uh....
"What's wrong, Ha-chan? Something confusing?"
What the--? What the--? What the--?
"What shall we do, senior?"
I don't have a clue what's what.
However-ever! Our situation won't allow us to give up.
Which means, when someone pushes you into a corner, you got to shoot him.
"In other words, we guess randomly?"
Exactly! Yes!
Go to your deaths!
A gate...?
Why?
It's probably an outomatic door.
In a sewer pipe?
Is it that strange to have an outomatic door in a sewer?
"There usually aren't any, right? Usually."
So we're blacked?
I have a bad feeling about this.
"Aw,l'm sure there are other ways."
"Besides, we've got these as a last resort."
What're you ganna do if it goes off accidentally?!
It's alright!
"See? It's Version 2 this time."
"In any case, just keep quiet."
Shall I try blasting it?
Stop it! Don't even aim!
It sorta feels like it's a sccess.
"Well done, senior."
Go on! Now you push one ofthose buttons too.
Okay. Then without ceremony...
Senior! Um... that wasn't on purpose.
"Yrah, I believe you."
"Now, let's take a deep breath and GO GO again!"
Ha-chan-next please!
"Okay, push..."
Senior....?
I'm trying to believe.
Even as I stand here, my subardinates are preventing crime.
Oh! What ecstasy it is to protect the pesce!
If I could, I'd love to take my place beside them in this fight...
...but it's too late for me with such an old body...
No. Age doesn't matter if one's heart loves peace.
Just a little bit...
"What are you talking about ,kababu?"
Are you gonna hustle now? Think about your age!
"Pardon me, professor."
It's regarding the complaint about the sewer...
She saw me! She saw me! She saw me!
Nothing seems to be different. Maybe that hippp man is senile.
"Aw man, it's a good chance to show you how cool I can be."
How many times do I have to tell you to stop that!
We're leaving!
Watanabe.
Are your ears ringing?
Now that you mention it...
I can hear something.
When your ear ring in a narrow place...
It means that the air pressure changed.
Hurry and run!
Run?! Where to ?!
In that case. cam I use this now?
What's that gonna do for us?!
You're gotta be stupid!!
Stupid! Stupid!
All I need now is oxy-gum.
Matsuya! What are you doing. moking progress by yourself?
Do you want to die?
The sound... it's nearby!
Oh crap!!
Take that. mystery intruders!
Senior...
Huh?
Something's over there! A whole lot ofthem!
It's totally an army of intruders in that area!
Those God damn...!
If it comes down to this, we'll just use all the teaps and...
Are we the filth in a flush tailet?!!
Seems like it's over.
Whatjust happened to...!
Are you okay?
Unconscious.
Someone! I need you to call an ambulance ifyou can!
Unguarded lips.
The mouth-to-mouth of love and emation...!!!
"Still alive, lwata?"
Huh? Oh... uh...
It's the end. My summer... and my dreams...
Bones-okay.
Joints-okay.
Ears-okay.
Fists-okay.
Where's Watanabe and Sumiyoshi?
D-Dunno.
I just woke up recently too.
"It's troublesome being unconscious, isn't it?"
"Let's hurry and find them,"
That hurt so much that I'm ready to faint.
Oww...
Damn it...
Miss Ayasugi?
What is she doing here?
Wh...waht? What's happened? I can't be awake...
Is this a dream? Can it be a dream?!
"Come on, please say something..."
Augh! That's gross! Augh! That's gross!
WHAT THEHELL?!?
"Welcome home, Honey! My darling, Gomez."
"Just a sec, I brought a guest today."
He claims to be a psychic medium.
It's me!
Your husband!
It's Prdro!
N-N-N-NO!!!
That's impassible!
"Once more, NO!"
Noyou say?
Your own husband has even passessed this medium is body to come and see you!
How can you react like that?!
"That's a lie! A lie, a lie!!! Pedro already died."
That can't be. What happened to Pedro?
Pedro doesn't exist in this world anymore!
Double Shock! Double Shock!
This is a nightmare! This is a nightmare!
"I'm sure it hurts dear, but take this and..."
It can't be helped.This...
"I didn't ever want to have to use this, but..."
Evil spirit begone!
No! No fly swatters! No! No fly swatters!
Once more,begone! No! No fly swatters! No! No fly swatters!
"Once more,begone! "
"NOagain! NO again!"
A satisfying kick!
No!
I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it but...
That was a great kick honey.
Come on. I'll comfort you.
"You're always thinking about that, darling."
"No... I lost my body, and the love of my wife."
Is there anyine who could understand my sadness and suffering?
"I want to wcream, from the bottom of my soul!"
As strong as I can scream... VERY...
I got separated from Ha-chan,lost my way. Does this mean that I'm in a bind now?
Who am I talking to ?
I wonder why the Across headquarters is connected to this sewer pipe like this.
"Hmph, just a group of Puchus."
Well,they're probably not gonna get in the way of our prohgressing story but...
"Either way, it's disgusting!"
Why am I runing? Why are you all following!?
They're still following!
Lots ofthem are following!!!
Speed legs on!
Jets on too!
I'm falling again!
Is it that interesting for you guys in front ofthe TV to watch a pretty girl fall?!
"You know, Misaki..."
"As usual, don't call me by my first name but, what?"
"In horror movies and stuff, couples are always attacked at times like this."
I'm glad we're not a couple then.
That's cold.
Besides,what are these torture devices and neat offensive items that keep floating by?
S-Stop it!
But they're cute!
But hey don't bite there! Don't pinch me there either!
But I'm the one being eatan!
You crushed my bones.
M-Misaki!
So you stood up for me after all!
You're gonna turn your heart into ice and kill these guys for... Huh?
Am I wrong?
Why do your eyes seem to be so full of hatred?
Misaki Matsuya!!!
Free form! Banzai!
Landing!
10-10-10-10-0!
It's no good then!
"What a shame, senior."
Oh, that gentle voice that sounds like it's dying has to be...
Ha-chan?
What the....?!
Surprised! And the comera zooms back 3 times!
"Senior, I can't get out of here..."
What is this thing?
It's so unexplainably strange, like membrane on a horse's ear!
Are you okay. Ha-cham?
I'm not sure. I'm starting to feel unconscious.
I can't forgive these things for living freely within Across!
Ha-chan, I'm gonna save you! Right away! Very soon now!
Pleace do.
Excel Chop!
Excel kick!
Excel Backdrop!
Can't you tell by looking that there's no way I can win!?
And those who are watching me...
Miss Ayasugi's thighs...
"No, it's just a dream..."
Who the hell are you?!
"Hey, where'd that hand come from just now?"
Never mind that for now. How can you be Sumiyashi?!
Our beloved Sumiyashi is uglier and speaks in a dialect!
So what is this place!? There's no situational narration!
Th... that's ...!
Man. Why do we have to participate in this freakish labor scene?
I can't read all that at once!
So in other words ,they lure us in, suck our energy, and reproduce?
Did it suck yours?
Tell me! What did they do to you?!
Stop it! Don't make me imagined things!
Stay back! Don't eat me! Don't suck me!
STOP!!
Don't kill me go easuly.
"Seems like I've got good timing,eh?"
Matsuya! You came to save us?
Don't get me wrong, This is just myjob.
As a piblic official?
That's right.
As government public officials we eliminate those who use the sewers without permission.
Take a weapon too!
Gotcha!
This is for Miss Ayasugi!
This hurts like Hell!
Die domn it!
It's undone...
Split 'N drad.
"Come on, come on, die!"
"Matsuya, look out!"
How cute... but...!
I have no interest in that kind ofthing.
You cut me in half!
What a scary woman.
Th...this is...
Is this also part of a public official's job?
This doesn't really fall under ourjob description...
...so we'll retreat!
Happily!
Wah! It's shaking! It's shaking!
Senior...
I thank I bit my tongue.
Don't die so easily!
"Damn, Dead end!"
Please let me go.
I... Miss Ayasugi, I'll be there soon! lfwe don't do something...
Iwata??
Misaki Matsuya! I'm gonna protect...
Do you understand the situation?
"It doesn't matter. Whatever happens, I'm going to..."
...protect you! ldefinitely will!
"Whatever, just give me that!"
Ah! Don't! "Version2" is still too dangerous!
Wake the Hell up!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Please look! I'm a pro swimmer!
Water! Water! Water!
What vigor!!
This was the only thing left... I had to do it.
The flood of unknown arigin that suddenly emerged in Fcity...
...did not result in any casualties or deaths.
And the water will probahly go away on it's own sooner or later.
It's oven.
"Yeah, Even that thing could't have..."
This time for sure!
Ya!
"Man, Either way it misfired."
"Iwata, I guess you're okay."
"Yeah, I can't die if I want to keep this city safe."
"Misaki, let's protect it together."
You sure?
This woman doesn't hesitate to pull the trigger.
Seems like you were able to drive away the intruders.
Good work.
Hail Il Palazzo!
"Now, for your next task..."
I'd like you to do something about this water.
Today's experiment... failed
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft lexture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours...
In your hungered eyes
How does this body lood...?
"Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly"
So that this flesh won't become too lough...
Usually
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Excel saga episode 8
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